Bremshey

This Funky Trunks Cold Current training jammer is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Cold Current:
We've taken inspiration from the incredible survival story of a little fish named Aussie who's attempt to swim the English Channel came unstuck approaching the shores of Calais when a cold current swept Aussie down the west coast of Africa. With a never-say-die attitude, Aussie swam the long journey home and was picked up by a fishing trawler near the English coast line. Ideas for a documentary were shelved when it was discovered Aussie was now at peace in a cat food tin.

This Funky Trunks Hyper Inflation training jammer is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Hyper Inflation:
Our R&D centre has made a breakthrough in water safety technology by putting compressed helium into our swimming costumes so that the user can be instantly inflated and lifted into the air away from any imminent danger. The bright colours are designed to attract the attention of lifeguards or passing ships if the wind carries the user too far away from land.

This Funky Trunks Fast Glass training jammer is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Fast Glass:
Since all the phone companies make their awesome phones with fancy glass cases, we’ve always
believed that swimwear should be made from glass too. Our first attempt failed when we put the one-way glass the wrong way round, but our second attempt shows more promise. Bystanders can no longer look through your suit and the new shatter-proof glass means the suit won’t completely disintegrate when you dive in.

This Funky Trunks Black Tint training jammer is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Black Tint:
Since all the phone companies make their awesome phones with fancy glass cases, we’ve always
believed that swimwear should be made from glass too. Our first attempt failed when we put the one-way glass the wrong way round, but our second attempt shows more promise. Bystanders can no longer look through your suit and the new shatter-proof glass means the suit won’t completely disintegrate when you dive in.

This Funky Trunks Organica training jammer is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Organica:
Our company motto of 'not being bad' comes with a disclaimer that we rely on when it comes to our
bio-chemical research work. By injecting our swimwear with the DNA of aquatic micro-organisms, we intend to expose our customers' bodies to new genetic material that makes them more like aquatic mammals. It is not really bad if nobody knows what we are doing, and it helps our customers swim faster.

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This Funky Trunks Bam Boozled is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Bam Boozled: Our recent IPO had to be cancelled after our projected revenue included sales to customers that exist in parallel universes. As Hollywood has proved numerous times, we all exist in an infinite number of worlds where we all must be wearing our swimwear, so imagine the sales! Thanks to some know-it-all investor who took umbrage with our claims, the IPO was cancelled and along with it our order for a new private jet.

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This Funky Trunks Black Hole is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Black Hole: Our recent IPO had to be cancelled after our projected revenue included sales to customers that exist in parallel universes. As Hollywood has proved numerous times, we all exist in an infinite number of worlds where we all must be wearing our swimwear, so imagine the sales! Thanks to some know-it-all investor who took umbrage with our claims, the IPO was cancelled and along with it our order for a new private jet.