Funky Trunks

This Funky Trunks Ticker Tape is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Ticker Tape: Collaborating with councils around the world we have arranged that every customer who purchases new swimwear receives a ticker tape parade as they exit the shop. This includes confetti shot from canons and a rent-a-crowd to line the footpath and cheer all the way home.

This Funky Trunks Bam Boozled is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Bam Boozled: Our recent IPO had to be cancelled after our projected revenue included sales to customers that exist in parallel universes. As Hollywood has proved numerous times, we all exist in an infinite number of worlds where we all must be wearing our swimwear, so imagine the sales! Thanks to some know-it-all investor who took umbrage with our claims, the IPO was cancelled and along with it our order for a new private jet.

The Funky Trunks Elite squad backpack Fire storm is the ultimate backpack for training and competition. This backpack has up to 36L capacity with multiple segments including fabric-lined goggles compartment, waterproof base compartment for shoes and wet towels. With a mesh compartment, a cooler bag zip pocket to keep drinks and food cool and Large main section with laptop pocket you've got plenty of space to take everything you need. The back panel is comfortable padded and the shoulder straps come with a chest strap for postural support.

Comfortable and durable silicone Funky Trunks Silicone swimming cap Funkita Kitten Kluster that is latex free. The swimcap is ideal for indoor and outdoor swimming and features a 'one size fits all' size.

This Funky Trunks Black Hole is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Black Hole: Our recent IPO had to be cancelled after our projected revenue included sales to customers that exist in parallel universes. As Hollywood has proved numerous times, we all exist in an infinite number of worlds where we all must be wearing our swimwear, so imagine the sales! Thanks to some know-it-all investor who took umbrage with our claims, the IPO was cancelled and along with it our order for a new private jet.

The Funky Trunks Elite squad backpack Lime light is the ultimate backpack for training and competition. This backpack has up to 36L capacity with multiple segments including fabric-lined goggles compartment, waterproof base compartment for shoes and wet towels. With a mesh compartment, a cooler bag zip pocket to keep drinks and food cool and Large main section with laptop pocket you've got plenty of space to take everything you need. The back panel is comfortable padded and the shoulder straps come with a chest strap for postural support.

This Funky Trunks Noodle Bar is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Noodle Bar: First discovered by our Nobel Peace Prize winning microbiologist, it is now accepted within the scientific community that there are many similarities between noodles and swimwear at a molecular level. The controversial discovery has led us to develop swimwear from noodles, bringing two complementary elements on the periodic table together in a union that even a President would call ‘beautiful’.

This Funky Trunks Beach Bum Classic brief is a classic cut brief with 8cm sides and flat elastic waistband and flatlock stitch finish.  Drawcord, front lining and Funky Trunks embroidery come standard.  Beach Bum: Being a professional sunbather is a challenging and arduous job. Forced to endure long hours in the hot sun with little appreciation from others, sunbathers are prone to being burnt out and are rarely compensated for their work. Our latest print is designed to draw attention to this undervalued workforce in society, who soak up the sun’s rays for the good of others.

Comfortable and durable silicone Funky Trunks Silicone swimming cap Trunk Tag that is latex free. The swimcap is ideal for indoor and outdoor swimming and features a 'one size fits all' size.

This Funky Trunks Bambam-Boo is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Bambam-Boo: Simply by wearing this print, we guarantee that you will absorb the redeeming qualities of bamboo. Benefits can include growing a metre every day and having the ability to build houses, bridges and flutes. You will be celebrated through haiku poetry and the landscape paintings in the lobby of massage parlours. And you will be irresistible to pandas.

This Funky Trunks Live Streamer is a classic cut brief with 8cm sides and flat elastic waistband and flatlock stitch finish.  Drawcord, front lining and Funky Trunks embroidery come standard.  Live Streamer: With our broadcasting division expanding globally we are taking on the big boys with our new live streaming channel. Our viewers can choose one of our unsuspecting customers to follow around all day via cameras installed in our swimwear. If anyone finds out what we are doing we intend to completely deny knowledge of the incident and promise to do better in the future.

Comfortable and durable silicone Funky Trunks Silicone swimming cap Captain Funky that is latex free. The swimcap is ideal for indoor and outdoor swimming and features a 'one size fits all' size.

This Funky Trunks Another Dimension is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Another Dimension: Our recent IPO had to be cancelled after our projected revenue included sales to customers that exist in parallel universes. As Hollywood has proved numerous times, we all exist in an infinite number of worlds where we all must be wearing our swimwear, so imagine the sales! Thanks to some know-it-all investor who took umbrage with our claims, the IPO was cancelled and along with it our order for a new private jet.

This Funky Trunks Red Dwarf Classic brief is a classic cut brief with 8cm sides and flat elastic waistband and flatlock stitch finish.  Drawcord, front lining and Funky Trunks embroidery come standard.  Red Dwarf: Our recent IPO had to be cancelled after our projected revenue included sales to customers that exist in parallel universes. As Hollywood has proved numerous times, we all exist in an infinite number of worlds where we all must be wearing our swimwear, so imagine the sales! Thanks to some know-it-all investor who took umbrage with our claims, the IPO was cancelled and along with it our order for a new private jet.

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This Funky Trunks Prime Time is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Prime Time: After tough negotiations with the major networks we have secured a deal for our customers who purchase Prime Time to have their life story documented on prime time TV to be viewed by millions of people, who may inadvertently switch to the obscure channel that it will be broadcast on. Get Prime Time and get ready to hit the prime time!

This Funky Trunks Galactica classic brief is a classic cut brief with 8cm sides and flat elastic waistband and flatlock stitch finish.  Drawcord, front lining and Funky Trunks embroidery come standard.  Galactica: Our recent IPO had to be cancelled after our projected revenue included sales to customers that exist in parallel universes. As Hollywood has proved numerous times, we all exist in an infinite number of worlds where we all must be wearing our swimwear, so imagine the sales! Thanks to some know-it-all investor who took umbrage with our claims, the IPO was cancelled and along with it our order for a new private jet.

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This Funky Trunks Pop Tropo Training jammer swimming is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Electric Nights: Our mission to create renewable energy from our active customers just took a giant leap forward with the invention of our power generating trunks. Every stroke taken creates enough energy to power a light bulb for 1 second. So when our planned takeover of the global swimwear market occurs we will be able to power a single household from the combined efforts of our millions of customers.

This Funky Trunks Ticker Tape is a classic cut brief with 8cm sides and flat elastic waistband and flatlock stitch finish.  Drawcord, front lining and Funky Trunks embroidery come standard.  Ticker Tape: Collaborating with councils around the world we have arranged that every customer who purchases new swimwear receives a ticker tape parade as they exit the shop. This includes confetti shot from canons and a rent-a-crowd to line the footpath and cheer all the way home.

This Funky Trunks Swallowed Up is a classic cut brief with 8cm sides and flat elastic waistband and flatlock stitch finish.  Drawcord, front lining and Funky Trunks embroidery come standard.  Swallowed Up: In an attempt to emulate the innovative, forward thinking Jeff Bezos we have strategically designed our products to be attractive to the migrating barn swallow. Once a customer places their order, our fleet of barn swallows will carry the order (free of charge) across oceans and land, dropping the product onto the customer’s front door the next day. Everyone wins, except of course the tired and overworked barn swallow that does not have a voice to express its concerns with the arrangement.

This Funky Trunks Bam Boozled is a classic cut brief with 8cm sides and flat elastic waistband and flatlock stitch finish.  Drawcord, front lining and Funky Trunks embroidery come standard.  Bam Boozled: Simply by wearing this print, we guarantee that you will absorb the redeeming qualities of bamboo. Benefits can include growing a metre every day and having the ability to build houses, bridges and flutes. You will be celebrated through haiku poetry and the landscape paintings in the lobby of massage parlours. And you will be irresistible to pandas.