Funky Trunks

This Funky Trunks Cold Current training jammer is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Cold Current:
We've taken inspiration from the incredible survival story of a little fish named Aussie who's attempt to swim the English Channel came unstuck approaching the shores of Calais when a cold current swept Aussie down the west coast of Africa. With a never-say-die attitude, Aussie swam the long journey home and was picked up by a fishing trawler near the English coast line. Ideas for a documentary were shelved when it was discovered Aussie was now at peace in a cat food tin.

This Funky Trunks Hyper Inflation training jammer is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Hyper Inflation:
Our R&D centre has made a breakthrough in water safety technology by putting compressed helium into our swimming costumes so that the user can be instantly inflated and lifted into the air away from any imminent danger. The bright colours are designed to attract the attention of lifeguards or passing ships if the wind carries the user too far away from land.

The Funky Trunks Elite squad backpack Fire storm is the ultimate backpack for training and competition. This backpack has up to 36L capacity with multiple segments including fabric-lined goggles compartment, waterproof base compartment for shoes and wet towels. With a mesh compartment, a cooler bag zip pocket to keep drinks and food cool and Large main section with laptop pocket you've got plenty of space to take everything you need. The back panel is comfortable padded and the shoulder straps come with a chest strap for postural support.

This Funky Trunks Fast Glass training jammer is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Fast Glass:
Since all the phone companies make their awesome phones with fancy glass cases, we’ve always
believed that swimwear should be made from glass too. Our first attempt failed when we put the one-way glass the wrong way round, but our second attempt shows more promise. Bystanders can no longer look through your suit and the new shatter-proof glass means the suit won’t completely disintegrate when you dive in.

The Funky Trunks Elite squad backpack Lime light is the ultimate backpack for training and competition. This backpack has up to 36L capacity with multiple segments including fabric-lined goggles compartment, waterproof base compartment for shoes and wet towels. With a mesh compartment, a cooler bag zip pocket to keep drinks and food cool and Large main section with laptop pocket you've got plenty of space to take everything you need. The back panel is comfortable padded and the shoulder straps come with a chest strap for postural support.

This Funky Trunks Black Tint training jammer is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Black Tint:
Since all the phone companies make their awesome phones with fancy glass cases, we’ve always
believed that swimwear should be made from glass too. Our first attempt failed when we put the one-way glass the wrong way round, but our second attempt shows more promise. Bystanders can no longer look through your suit and the new shatter-proof glass means the suit won’t completely disintegrate when you dive in.

Comfortable and durable silicone Funky Trunks Silicone swimming cap Funkita Kitten Kluster that is latex free. The swimcap is ideal for indoor and outdoor swimming and features a 'one size fits all' size.

This Funky Trunks Organica training jammer is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Organica:
Our company motto of 'not being bad' comes with a disclaimer that we rely on when it comes to our
bio-chemical research work. By injecting our swimwear with the DNA of aquatic micro-organisms, we intend to expose our customers' bodies to new genetic material that makes them more like aquatic mammals. It is not really bad if nobody knows what we are doing, and it helps our customers swim faster.

This Funky Trunks Fast Glass classic trunk is where it all started. The original and most popular trunk model with a 16,5 cm side (slightly wider for larger sizes), and a sewn-on pouch at the front for extra space with double lining for support. Drawstring to keep them up and wide elastic at the waist and leg opening provide exceptional comfort all around. Fast Glass:
Since all the phone companies make their awesome phones with fancy glass cases, we’ve always
believed that swimwear should be made from glass too. Our first attempt failed when we put the one-way glass the wrong way round, but our second attempt shows more promise. Bystanders can no longer look through your suit and the new shatter-proof glass means the suit won’t completely disintegrate when you dive in.  

Comfortable and durable silicone Funky Trunks Silicone swimming cap Trunk Tag that is latex free. The swimcap is ideal for indoor and outdoor swimming and features a 'one size fits all' size.

This Funky Trunks Black Tint classic trunk is where it all started. The original and most popular trunk model with a 16,5 cm side (slightly wider for larger sizes), and a sewn-on pouch at the front for extra space with double lining for support. Drawstring to keep them up and wide elastic at the waist and leg opening provide exceptional comfort all around. Black Tint:
Since all the phone companies make their awesome phones with fancy glass cases, we’ve always
believed that swimwear should be made from glass too. Our first attempt failed when we put the one-way glass the wrong way round, but our second attempt shows more promise. Bystanders can no longer look through your suit and the new shatter-proof glass means the suit won’t completely disintegrate when you dive in.  

Comfortable and durable silicone Funky Trunks Silicone swimming cap Captain Funky that is latex free. The swimcap is ideal for indoor and outdoor swimming and features a 'one size fits all' size.

This Funky Trunks Fossil Fuel classic trunk is where it all started. The original and most popular trunk model with a 16,5 cm side (slightly wider for larger sizes), and a sewn-on pouch at the front for extra space with double lining for support. Drawstring to keep them up and wide elastic at the waist and leg opening provide exceptional comfort all around. Fossil Fuel:
Desperate times call for desperate measures and although we like to polish our green credentials we may have accepted a small payment from the big oil companies to be part of their 'let's be fossil friends' campaign. Our Fossil Fuel print is bright and colourful to stimulate happy feelings among us and to boost our bank account thanks to a rich oil baron.  

This Funky Trunks Organica classic trunk is where it all started. The original and most popular trunk model with a 16,5 cm side (slightly wider for larger sizes), and a sewn-on pouch at the front for extra space with double lining for support. Drawstring to keep them up and wide elastic at the waist and leg opening provide exceptional comfort all around. Organica:
Our company motto of 'not being bad' comes with a disclaimer that we rely on when it comes to our
bio-chemical research work. By injecting our swimwear with the DNA of aquatic micro-organisms, we intend to expose our customers' bodies to new genetic material that makes them more like aquatic mammals. It is not really bad if nobody knows what we are doing, and it helps our customers swim faster.

This Funky Trunks Land Grab classic trunk is where it all began. The original and most popular trunk model with a 16.5 cm side (slightly wider for larger sizes), and a sewn-on pouch at the front for extra space with double lining for support. Drawstring to keep them up and wide elastic at the waist and leg opening provide exceptional comfort all around. Land Grab:
You don't have to be a rich sultan or a con man to own a real estate portfolio that makes the queen's land look like a small patch of grass. When you purchase this swimsuit, you receive instant ownership over large tracts of land with guaranteed perpetual rights. Just show up in your swimming trunks and tell the previous owner that it is time to leave.

This Funky Trunks Cold Current plain front trunk is a wide swimsuit with 17cm sides (slightly wider in the larger sizes). The trunk is fully lined at the front and has a fine drawstring to keep it up. The swimsuit also has a wide elastic waist and the leg opening provides exceptional comfort. Cold Current:
We've taken inspiration from the incredible survival story of a little fish named Aussie who's attempt to swim the English Channel came unstuck approaching the shores of Calais when a cold current swept Aussie down the west coast of Africa. With a never-say-die attitude, Aussie swam the long journey home and was picked up by a fishing trawler near the English coast line. Ideas for a documentary were shelved when it was discovered Aussie was now at peace in a cat food tin.

This Funky Trunks Been Bugged plain front trunk is a wide swimsuit with 17cm sides (slightly wider in the larger sizes). The trunk is fully lined at the front and has a fine drawstring to keep it up. The swimsuit also has a wide elastic waist and the leg opening provides exceptional comfort. Been Bugged:
If, like us, you invest in everything a Hollywood star does, you will also have a keen interest in insect farms. We have put our savings into everything from mealworms to ladybird farms. In the hope that some clever person will convince the world that eating crawling pests tastes better than a hamburger. In the meantime, we've mixed some bugs into our swimwear to spread our risk and give us a taste of what's in store for us in the future.

This Funky Trunks Broken Arrow plain front trunk is a wide swimsuit with 17cm sides (slightly wider in the larger sizes). The trunk is fully lined at the front and has a fine drawstring to keep it up. The swimsuit also has a wide elastic waist and the leg opening provides exceptional comfort. Broken Arrow:
It's always important to be prepared when you go swimming, so our new swimwear features Stanley knives in case you need to open a box or cut cables before or after swimming. Perfect for craftsmen who want to have their tools always at hand. We recommend being careful when diving or running as the blades can sting a little in the skin.

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This Funky Trunks Bam Boozled is perfect for regular training, it features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg opening, drawcord and rubber print Funky Trunks logo. It’s a popular choice for swimmers and triathletes and offers and extra layer of warmth in open water when a wetsuit isn’t an option. Bam Boozled: Our recent IPO had to be cancelled after our projected revenue included sales to customers that exist in parallel universes. As Hollywood has proved numerous times, we all exist in an infinite number of worlds where we all must be wearing our swimwear, so imagine the sales! Thanks to some know-it-all investor who took umbrage with our claims, the IPO was cancelled and along with it our order for a new private jet.

Comfortable and durable silicone Funky Trunks Silicone swimming cap Captain Funky that is latex free. The swimcap is ideal for indoor and outdoor swimming and features a 'one size fits all' size.