Funky Trunks Allez Allez Plain front trunk swimming men

38% discount

Born out of a collaboration between the industry's top experts and the world's most elite swimmers, the TYR Avictor prelude jammer red/white/blue men is TYR's fastest, most innovative technical swimsuit. Showcasing an unprecedented combination of advanced features, this FINA-approved technical suit maximizes performance and gives athletes the ultimate advantage over their rivals. Hydrosphere Technology works in harmony with a swimmer's natural abilities in order to optimize body positioning in the water. Ground-breaking technology causes water to surround the fabric of the swimsuit, creating a visible hydrospheric effect. As a result of maximized positioning, drag is reduced and speed and efficiency are boosted.

21% discount

This Funky Trunks Classic brief is a classic cut brief with 8cm sides and flat elastic waistband and flatlock stitch finish.  Drawcord, front lining and Funky Trunks embroidery come standard. 

21% discount

This Funky Trunks Classc Trunk is a classic cut short with 8cm sides and a flat elastic waistband. The brief is equipped with a drawstring, front lining and a colourful Funky trunk print. Black Blades:
For a short time only, we’re giving away a free set of steak knives with every swimwear purchase. Place your order now and we’ll load you up with knives so sharp they will cut through a leather shoe. Make sure you remove the knives from your swimwear before you swim, or this great deal may not seem so great after all.  

25% discount

This Funky Trunks Classc Trunk is a classic cut short with 8cm sides and a flat elastic waistband. The brief is equipped with a drawstring, front lining and a colourful Funky trunk print. Blocked Bars:
We spend a lot of time online and it’s hard to ignore the published facts about 5G and the impact it has on our minds and bodies. So we’ve designed our latest swimwear to block all 5G from penetrating your skin so you can swim in peace, without fearing the government will send signals into your body to prevent you from swimming (one of your fundamental human rights). It’s important to wear a metal swim cap as well but we’re still working out how to make this without sending you head first to the bottom of the pool (though this is the safest place to be if you want to completely avoid 5G).

This Funky Trunks Classc Trunk is a classic cut short with 8cm sides and a flat elastic waistband. The brief is equipped with a drawstring, front lining and a colourful Funky trunk print. Blue Bars:
We continue to work with law enforcement agencies around the world to protect and monitor unsuspecting citizens. This includes our new home detention swimwear which keeps criminals secure in their homes while they serve their sentence. Let’s face it, high society crims are the ones who usually get home detention, so they need to be able to swim in their private pools while still being tagged and monitored. Our technology is also perfect for parents who want to enforce groundings without having to lock the bedroom door from the outside. This print is a repeating pattern so each product will look slightly different. We can’t guarantee that what you see in a photo is exactly what you’ll get, but it does mean you will be an individual!

This Funky Trunks training jammer is a popular choice among swimmers and triathletes who swim a lot in open water, providing an extra layer of warmth when a wetsuit is not an option. The jammer features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg openings and a drawstring. Leaf Laser:
Criminal gangs have discovered that used swimwear, especially made by us, is incredibly valuable on the black market and as a result, theft of swimwear in changing rooms has become a sad fact of life. That is why we have added new anti-theft lasers to your swimwear. If someone, other than you, is wearing your swimwear, the lasers will zap them into parts of the body that don't like being zapped by burning lasers. Be sure not to lend your swimwear to a friend, unless they have recently shaded you and you are out for retribution. This print is large, so when placed on your product it may look very different from the picture you see, but it will still look great.