Funky Trunks Cell mate Training jammer swimming boys

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This Funky Trunks plain front trunk is a wide swimsuit with 17cm sides (slightly wider in the larger sizes). The trunk is fully lined at the front and has a fine drawstring to keep it up. The trunks also feature a wide elastic waist and leg opening for exceptional comfort. Smooth Stroke:
Our ability to cause mind-altering behaviour while wearing our product does have some positive uses, as we can now program your body to swim with a perfectly smooth stroke in the water. As an added benefit your vocal chords will project the smooth soulful sounds of Barry Manilow, perhaps not such a benefit if you are female or under the age of 78.

This Funky Trunks Classc Trunk is a classic cut short with 8cm sides and a flat elastic waistband. The brief is equipped with a drawstring, front lining and a colourful Funky trunk print. Lippie Launch:
We are taking the first steps towards wearable flying suits with our new swimwear including lipstick-sized rocket boosters implanted in the fabric. The power generated from our current design, will only propel a small child into the air, but as technology improves, we hope to be launching all customers by 2030. For now though, enjoy the additional thrust as you swim or dive into the water and ensure any children are given flight training before use.

This Funky Trunks training jammer is a popular choice among swimmers and triathletes who swim a lot in open water, providing an extra layer of warmth when a wetsuit is not an option. The jammer features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg openings and a drawstring. These trousers are available in both men's and boys sizes. Bashed Blue:
We have designed this print to help you win unwarranted free throws during waterpolo games. Simply show the referee your body and they will have no choice but to sin bin your opponent for the rest of the match. We’re working on similar uniforms for the English Premier League to assist players who are fouled so that they can show real evidence of their imaginary injuries.  

This Funky Trunks Classc Trunk is a classic cut short with 8cm sides and a flat elastic waistband. The brief is equipped with a drawstring, front lining and a colourful Funky trunk print. Patch Panels:
You never know when you’re going to get inconvenienced by a data outage, so we’ve designed our latest products to allow you to be plugged into multiple data cables and devices all at once. You’ll be as popular as a powerpoint at the airport as all your friends and strangers huddle around trying to plug cables into you.

This Funky Trunks training jammer is a popular choice among swimmers and triathletes who swim a lot in open water, providing an extra layer of warmth when a wetsuit is not an option. The jammer features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg openings and a drawstring. Spickled:
The best way to hide problems with a baked cake is to cover it with icing sugar or sprinkles. The same goes for swimwear! When a print doesn't look as good as it should, we get out the icing sugar and chocolate and go to work making it the sweetest, most seductive, tastiest swimsuit you've ever seen. Just try not to scrape off all the goodness before you wear it for the first time.

This Funky Trunks training jammer is a popular choice among swimmers and triathletes who swim a lot in open water, providing an extra layer of warmth when a wetsuit is not an option. The jammer features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg openings and a drawstring. These trousers are available in both men's and boys sizes. Spin Doctor:
After consulting with a marketing guru, it became clear that we spend too much time working on the quality of our products, and not enough time talking about them. So instead of designing new products we’ll be brainstorming new buzz words to describe how good we are. Something like ‘the power of your dreams, the clarity of the future, unlocked with our bodily embrace’ to sucker you in again.