Funky Trunks Stem sell Classic trunk swimming men

This Funky Trunks training jammer is a popular choice among swimmers and triathletes who swim a lot in open water, providing an extra layer of warmth when a wetsuit is not an option. The jammer features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg openings and a drawstring. These trousers are available in both men's and boys sizes. Rainbow Web:
As an environmentally conscious business, we use naturally derived inputs whenever we can, which is why we have started farming giant spiders to weave our fabrics. We have them working 24 hours a day and we inject them with naturally derived ink dyes, which are sourced from our squid farm, which are fed genetically modified neon fish, all to ensure our spiders produce beautiful colourful webs and you feel good wearing our naturally beautiful products.

24% discount

This Funky Trunks Classic brief swimming is a classic cut brief with 8cm sides and flat elastic waistband and flatlock stitch finish.  Drawcord, front lining and Funky Trunks embroidery come standard.  Holy sea: Rarely do swimwear models get canonised but as they say, miracles do happen. Which is why we are busy preparing for the possibility that all the love and goodwill that our models bring to the world will be recognised by the big fella himself. So for summer we’ve stocked up on baby oil, are pumping out the crunches and giving our swimwear a divine association with the hope that Rome will come knocking.

This Funky Trunks training jammer is a popular choice among swimmers and triathletes who swim a lot in open water, providing an extra layer of warmth when a wetsuit is not an option. The jammer features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg openings and a drawstring. These trousers are available in both men's and boys sizes. Hidden Depths:
As a top global company with money to burn, it is expected that we explore a part of the world where humans have never ventured. Which is why we have developed a deep-water explorer to uncover the hidden wonders found on the bottom of diving pools around the world. Our fascinating discoveries include swimsuits lost during overly forceful dive entries that have submerged into the shadowy depths, never to be recovered…until now.

12% discount

This Funky Trunks plain front trunk is a wide swimsuit with 17cm sides (slightly wider in the larger sizes). The trunk is fully lined at the front and has a fine drawstring to keep it up. The trunks also feature a wide elastic waist and leg opening for exceptional comfort. Smooth Stroke:
Our ability to cause mind-altering behaviour while wearing our product does have some positive uses, as we can now program your body to swim with a perfectly smooth stroke in the water. As an added benefit your vocal chords will project the smooth soulful sounds of Barry Manilow, perhaps not such a benefit if you are female or under the age of 78.

This Funky Trunks Classc Trunk is a classic cut short with 8cm sides and a flat elastic waistband. The brief is equipped with a drawstring, front lining and a colourful Funky trunk print. Night Life:
It’s a little-known fact but we were the first company to develop night vision technology for the military. They decided not to use it, as it involved transplanting the eyes of nocturnal animals into the soldiers, which apparently raised some ethical red flags. So instead, we have commercialised our invention for customers to purchase. With a simple operation you can have the eyes of a possum to see clearly at night, or the eyes of a frog so you can swim happily with no goggles. Book now and we’ll throw in a free swimsuit to get you swimming goggle-free with your big, brand-new eyeballs.

This Funky Trunks training jammer is a popular choice among swimmers and triathletes who swim a lot in open water, providing an extra layer of warmth when a wetsuit is not an option. The jammer features flatlock stitching, comfortable leg openings and a drawstring. These trousers are available in both men's and boys sizes. Stoke Rate:
Designed to turn your average swimmer into a whirring machine of arms and legs, this print uses strategically placed sensors to fire the wearer across the top of the water and onto the podium. It could also work well in the ring for your next Ultimate Fighting Championship bout.