Zone3 Prism Aquashorts blue/red men

This Funky Trunks Misty Mountain Plain front trunk swimming men is a wide side trunk with 17 cm side (slightly wider for larger sizes). Comes with single front panel that has full front lining and drawcord to keep them up. Wide elastic at waist and leg opening offers exceptional comfort.  Misty Mountain: Admittedly we can get a little lazy when we are designing our prints because there are just so many to do. So we sometimes just hang the fabric from the roof and tip a few pots of paint over the edge and see what happens. We then tell the funky head honcho that we have worked meticulously hard on the design and our customers believe we are talented and hard-working designers.

This Funky Trunks Ticker Tape is a classic cut brief with 8cm sides and flat elastic waistband and flatlock stitch finish.  Drawcord, front lining and Funky Trunks embroidery come standard.  Ticker Tape: Collaborating with councils around the world we have arranged that every customer who purchases new swimwear receives a ticker tape parade as they exit the shop. This includes confetti shot from canons and a rent-a-crowd to line the footpath and cheer all the way home.

This Funky Trunks Gelat Omg Classic brief swimming men is a classic cut brief with 8cm sides and flat elastic waistband and flatlock stitch finish.  Drawcord, front lining and Funky Trunks embroidery come standard.  Gelat Omg: During the Ming Dynasty a group of travelling Greeks stumbled across hundreds of pandas deep in the Chinese jungle competing in a multitude of sports. From synchronised swimming to rhythmic gymnastics the display of athletic prowess by the pandas inspired the Greeks to return home and create their own event which became known as the Olympic Games. We’ve dedicated this print to the original furry Olympic gods and goddesses.

The Zone3 Aztec swim brief Purple men features a low waist design for a little more upper-leg coverage than a brief whilst allowing the same freedom of movement in the water. Discrete overlock seams provide great shape with a seamless appearance and an inner drawstring waist cord makes sure of a secure fit. The short features a bold tribal inspired Aztec design print on the side panels with red contrast waist and leg bands. The garment features a mix of embroidered and printed logos.

This Funky Trunks Neon Orbiter is a classic cut brief with 8cm sides and flat elastic waistband and flatlock stitch finish.  Drawcord, front lining and Funky Trunks embroidery come standard.  Neon Orbiter: Our recent IPO had to be cancelled after our projected revenue included sales to customers thatexist in parallel universes. As Hollywood has proved numerous times, we all exist in an infinitenumber of worlds where we all must be wearing our swimwear, so imagine the sales! Thanks to some know-it-all investor who took umbrage with our claims, the IPO was cancelled and along with it our order for a new private jet.

This Funky Trunks Swallowed Up is a classic cut brief with 8cm sides and flat elastic waistband and flatlock stitch finish.  Drawcord, front lining and Funky Trunks embroidery come standard.  Swallowed Up: In an attempt to emulate the innovative, forward thinking Jeff Bezos we have strategically designed our products to be attractive to the migrating barn swallow. Once a customer places their order, our fleet of barn swallows will carry the order (free of charge) across oceans and land, dropping the product onto the customer’s front door the next day. Everyone wins, except of course the tired and overworked barn swallow that does not have a voice to express its concerns with the arrangement.